Mental Aberration

[baltoro]

I have this problem, and, I need help.   
I know that some of you guys are ex-spies, and, stuff like that,...I need your professional opinion on something,...
For the last two or three weeks, I've had this Lynyrd Skynyrd song playing continuously in my mind, and, it's driving me nuts (thank God it's not Barry Manilow !!!),...
What do I do ???
I'm thinking, some meds that can induce selective amnesia,...maybe, sodium pentothal, scopolamine, a barbiturate/alkaloid cocktail,...I don't know,...I'm not a forensic psychiatrist. But, it can't be too powerful,...I don't want to end up like Jason Bourne,...or, gay,...or, with weird degenerative eyesight problems like Dave.

[dedndave]

get out your Abba CD's - we know you have 'em   :lol

[oex]

I've had this Lynyrd Skynyrd song playing continuously in my mind, and, it's driving me nuts (thank God it's not Barry Manilow !!!),...

Did you say Leonard Nimoy's?

And yes.... In case you were wondering that is Princess Kate.... She is indeed an unaging elf-hobbit

[baltoro]

I can see you guys are out for blood,...
Maybe, I just need to stand under a High-Voltage Power Transmission Tower for a couple of weeks....
...Or, duct tape a device that emits gamma rays to the side of my head,...
...Or, maybe, hire a couple of terrorists to deposit me inside the Large Hadron Collider,...
I'M DESPERATE !!!

[jj2007]

Try an antidote (you'll have to watch ads for 60 seconds). Works for me...

[hutch--]

> ...Or, maybe, hire a couple of terrorists to deposit me inside the Large Hadron Collider,...

Don't think that because some sub atomic particles get younger that it will happen to you if you are accelerated that fast.  :bg

[dedndave]

i guess you wouldn't remember it happening, though   :P

[vanjast]

Take a stroll along a 'baywatch' beach... You'll be singing a different nicer tune very quickly and also know that you're a real man..  :U