Joke but pitiful

[shankle]

Boy says to his father. I am considering a life in crime.
Father - Government or Private Sector. :bg
Hutch if you object let me know....

[baltoro]

Shankle,   
As you've probably noticed,...Hutch's joke standards are pretty high here at the MASM Forum,....
I once posted a joke that was absolutely horrible,...and, I had to issue a public apology,...
I don't think Hutch ever forgave me for it,... :eek
Hutch LOVES his camel jokes, though,...but, I think there's only one funny one out there,...
And,...we've all heard it,...
...In theory,...it should generate moderator intervention (or, a PORN ALERT),...

[dedndave]

lol
this particular one is right in line with Hutch's thinking, though

[baltoro]

The optimal technique is just to steal DAVE's jokes,... :eek
Unfortunately, DAVE has had ONLY ONE GOOD JOKE.

[hutch--]

Jack,

Don't listen to them, its a great joke.  :U

[carlos]

Boy says to his father. I am considering a life in crime.
Father - Government or Private Sector. :bg
Hutch if you object let me know....

a smart father answer:

"OK son, but remember, crime life in  the private sector will lead you to Jail, poverty, and shame., Crime life in government Will lead you to congress, riches and being called world leader"

(at least in America)   :dazzled:  :dazzled:  :dazzled:

Carlos

[shankle]

Well said Carlos and so true and pathetic

[dedndave]

hey - i have lots of good jokes   :bg
here is one of my favorites
http://www.masm32.com/board/index.php?topic=12523.msg96806#msg96806
i have gotten a lot of good "mileage" out that joke   :P

[shankle]

Sorry to encroach on your turf Dave. Didn't know you had the jokes all tied up :bg

[baltoro]

Actually, DAVE is pretty funny. But, if you're thinking of searching DAVEs greatest hits for stuff that is entertaining,...think about this:
Alot of DAVEs posts are difficult to categorize (or, decode accurately). Many times, I've read one of his posts and wondered,...'What was that ???'

I think he's got some kind of advanced algorithm that generates text with secret messages to extraterrestrials embedded in them,... :eek
This can be really confusing for us assembly programmers that actually ARE extraterrestrials,... :eek

[dedndave]

i can't put all my best material in here
Hutch would pitch a fit   :P

[baltoro]

I accidentally stumbled upon this story on the internet:   

Joanna Kirchmeier told The Sun newspaper in England (Jan 2010) that she was "shocked" to find her husband Helmut transfixed in front of a mirror in their London home.
"He was just like a zombie staring at himself," she said.
"His pupils had gone really small, which is a sign of someone under hypnosis."
Helmut was practising hypnosis in a mirror and had unintentionally put himself in a trance for five hours.
Mrs Kirchmeier said the only way she could bring her husband back was to call one of his teachers to talk him round over the phone.
Helmut said the last thing he remembered before falling into a trance was "getting up at 10am".
"I underestimated the techniques and how powerful they were," he said.
"I had seen it on TV and thought it was a right big spoof.
"I started reading and learning about it and it turns out it is not a big spoof at all."

[oex]

I do that in front of my computer screen.... Sometimes it lasts into the late early hours of the morning...

What's worse.... Even though I know it's a bad idea.... I keep doing it every day....

[baltoro]

PETER,
Damn, I think I've developed the same syndrome.
I'll bet,...if there was such a device as a USB port pupil monitor...equipped with anti-hypnosis alarm,...
I'd be in some kind of lost Twilight Zone Episode, that was just an eternity of flashing red lights and screeching, high-decibel alarms,...

[dedndave]

here is a pic of the guy....



1) can't believe the guy has a wife
2) the world may be better off if he is in a trance   :bg