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Kill a Camel - Claim Carbon Credits

Started by Astro, June 08, 2011, 07:39:36 PM

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Astro

http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/kill-a-camel-claim-a-carbon-credit/story-e6frfku0-1226071986027

Tell me this is a joke!!!

If it isn't, it proves beyond doubt that those who support MMGW are mentally ill.

baltoro

Camels in Australia ??? Are they marsupial Camels ???
I found this: History of Camels in Australia

Flatulence is a serious issue,...
Baltoro

hutch--

And worse, the terrorists who inported them attacked a train in South Australia in 1915 while riding them in protest over Australia's involvement in WW1 against Turkey. They lost that argument but got their revenge by dumping the camels in the OZ outback.
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dedndave

there are supposed to be a few wild camels running around in Arizona
i have never seen them
but, they are left-overs from WWII desert training
wait a minute, i may have seen one at the pub - disquised as a transvesdite   :P


hutch--

Dave,

If you listened to Ray Stevens, the camel's name is Clyde.
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dedndave

 :bg
i like ole' Ray
King of the Road - an old fave

vanjast

Quote from: hutch-- on June 09, 2011, 01:46:12 AM
Dave,

If you listened to Ray Stevens, the camel's name is Clyde.
Looks like a Priscilla to me... Only the aussies could do a film like that.

carlos

This had me tinking real hard.......

   Postulate 1  Camels are a threat  to the environment because of methane production and release

   Postulate  2 Politicians are really huge walking bags of gas

    Postulate 3  the gas that fill the politicians could be only a digestive byproduct ( methane mainly, and some obnoxious and unpleasant odors)

     postulate 4  there are millions of politicians roaming all countries, eating the dwindling food caches and polluting the environment (and the Internet)

       Theorem :  Politicians ARE a critical threat to the environment and SHOULD BE ERADICATED!!!!!!!

         (Kill a politician and claim DOUBLE carbon credits) ( and please leave those poor camels In peace)

Carlos
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Astro

Great post Carlos!!!  :cheekygreen:

I'm surprised they don't suggest killing all wild animals.  ::)