My Plan for Enslaving the Entire Republican Party

[baltoro]

It's bizarre,...and, it needs to be Beta tested,...but, I think it'll work.
Stunt doubles.
Yeah,...think about it.
I mean the GOP candidates are all jockeying for the dominant position,...and, they're such a bunch of groupies,...
All we need to do is figure out which idiot it will be (how complicated can that be ???),...and, hire a stunt double to play the part,...
What we need is a special training camp with access to alot of sophisticated psychological techniques and pharmaceutical enhancements,...
...And, this MAY involve hiring some disgraced ex-military contractors to do some (probably) illegal things,...(which, of course, we shouldn't talk about here,...it could be incriminating),...
...But, it would be great fun !!!
And, think about it,...we just might accidentally SAVE THE WORLD !!!
...I'm REALLY excited about this,... :eek

[dedndave]

stunt double for george bush sr...


stunt double for gw bush...


stunt double for dick fricken cheney...


stunt doubles for tea party caucus...


stunt double for rush limbaugh...

[zemtex]

[baltoro]

DAVE's IN (if, a little unclear on the concept) !!! That's always encouraging,... :eek
There's alot more complexity to my scheme, of course.
Politics is war. You really need to get into spy mode for this one.
If we get them by the balls,...their hearts and minds will follow,...
My top secret Think Tank is at work on tactics and strategies.   
It will be an onslaught. And, EXTREMELY unconventional,...
...But, there are Republican party spies everywhere,...
So, be cool,...you will be contacted,...

[Bill Cravener]

You have a devious mind baltoro but I like the way you think. :bg

[baltoro]

Dang, BILL,...
I was hoping to hit the Motherlode of deviousness here at the MASM forum,...
I think when it comes to politics,...we're all desperados,... :eek
What can we really do to affect positive change from within the system ???
There are so many operators out there,...and, they don't really play by the rules,...
So, I was hoping to beat them at their own game (without any financial expenditure),...
But, I have no evil DNA,...I like to think that I'm a Patriot,...but,...

[jj2007]

Baltoro, you are on the right track :U

But consider joining forces with Saatchi & Saatchi, who are currently running a campaign somewhere south of hutch & sinsi. For you inspiration. Could give you some clever ideas - think of Sarah Palin :boohoo:

[baltoro]

JOCHEN,   
...Yeah,...I was already thinking about Sarah Palin,...I'm embarrassed to admit that I'm somewhat obsessed with her,... :eek
She's the perfect American woman: completely oblivious to reality,...and, yet, the people LOVE her,...
The rest of your post,...is, well,...actually I'm still trying to decode it. I'm sure it's important, though.     

These guys,...well, you can see the evil conspiratorial collusion in their horrified expressions,...
What do you think Bush is saying to Perry ???



"I wish I'd actually started World War Three,...the voice of God in my head was driving me crazy,...
...but, Cheney opposed it. He thought it would give him another heart attack."

[hutch--]

This all sounds too complicated, just tart Sarah Palin up with high heels and fishnet stockings and she should be able to give the old fudz in the GOP a heart attack.

[baltoro]

...And, maybe,...bulletproof breast implants,...

[dedndave]

i dunno - that bachmann chick is looking kind of slutty...



looks like she is willing to do anything for a buck   :P

[baltoro]

...You know,...I think the Gods have smiled on my warped conspiracy,...
Everything seems to be working just as I had planned,...and, I'm still sitting on the couch with a beer in my hand,...
Am I a political genius,...or what ???     
...The only reason that the Republicans haven't already shot themselves in the foot,...is that they are out of ammo,... :eek

[hutch--]

baltoro,

Time to do your good deed for the day.

"HAY man, could I loan you a box of 44s ?"

[dedndave]

i doubt we have to worry   :P

[Bill Cravener]

I can't wait to see which Republican candidate terrifies me into voting for Obama again. :bg