Axis of Evil, Revisited

[baltoro]

As you are aware,...I'm quasi-Zen,...I'm enlightened,...and, I'm borderline psychic,...
Even the most laidback and casual of observers has perceived a fundamental spectral shift in American politics,...
We've somehow regressed back to the Dark Ages,...where the average life expectancy was less than 20 years,...
...And,...life was so brutal,...dominated by suffering, agony, terror, and, despair,...that Darwinian evolution was impossible,...

What other possibilities are there for Republican electoral contenders, than to induce a state of pathological fear and loathing in their fellow American citizens ??? This undoubtedly will involve an exciting selection of tyrannical Godzilla-like adversaries,...

So,...we're open to suggestion. We're all profoundly disgruntled. We need to focus on our discontent. We need a media firestorm. We need worldwide collateral damage. We NEED evil,...EVIL is our salvation,... :eek

[hutch--]

What about a REAL[tm] tea party, none of this fake rebranded Republican rump bullsh*t and when its finished, a good tar and feathering to finish it off ? Still, the Republicans can't be all bad, they have just knackered the attempt to drag the US into war with Libya and saved US taxpayers billions in the process.