assembler T-shirtcontest?!

[daydreamer]

Hey
I just bought a T-shirt that shows stereoequipment and the text "black stack", that gave me an idea to make a better assemlerrelated T-shirt
I really want to make something artistic picture complementing some asm quote or asm joke
wasnt someone on the other forum that said the only way to get closer to the metal was to take off pants and sit on mobo :toothy
so now I open this thread for suggestions on what should become the T-shirt thats best is representing assembler!
Magnus

[clive]

SHL EAX,CL

"shift left and multiply"

[Tedd]

[dedndave]

"ASM - If you don't know what it is, don't bother trying to read the back of this shirt"

[dedndave]

Assembly programmers do it with fewer instructions

not necessarily true, but it makes for a good shirt   :lol

[daydreamer]

Assembly programmers do it with fewer instructions

not necessarily true, but it makes for a good shirt   :lol

your personal one with a picture of Sara and below that text "wifey says its bullshit" or something like that :)

[dedndave]

ohhhh - you mean Zara - lol
that would be more instructions   :lol

[clive]

"Assembly programmers do it with fewer cycles"
There, fixed it for you.

[anunitu]

Assembler programming...its simply Magic...Assembler programmers...Mages for Windows.. :U

If you can't beat them with logic,dazzle them with Bullsh*t :8)

[dedndave]

If you can't beat them with logic,dazzle them with Bullsh*t :8)

:P

"If you can't beat them with logic, dazzle them with Assembly Language"

[dedndave]

your personal one with a picture of Sara and below that text "wifey says its bullshit" or something like that :)

"My other wife is an Assembler"

:bg

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Hi,

   In joke.

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Cheers,

Steve N.

[dedndave]

XCHG EAX,EDX

one of my personal favorites

[Tedd]

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rep nop

:bg

[hutch--]

 :bg

I think Tedd's first post is on the money,

Prowgraming four peeple whew carn't sphell !