Microsoft ID Cards

[dedndave]

As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards.
Pictures will be taken next Wednesday, and employees will receive their cards in two weeks.

now we know why the documentation is a mess   :P


the attachment is the above JPG image renamed to ZIP

[anunitu]

I can hear the dialog now...

Guard:You can't enter without a NEW photo ID card..
Worker:But, I need to enter to get my NEW ID Card....

Guard:No exceptions!!!!

[dedndave]

ask the guard to see HIS new ID card - lol

[Tight_Coder_Ex]

A helicopter was flying around Seattle one time and all of a sudden the fog moved in really quick.  The pilot became a little disoriented and as they slowly moved through the fog, came upon a tall building.  The passenger could see people inside watching and decided to write a sign that said, "Where are we".  After one or two passes around the building they noticed a sign in one of the windows "Your in a helicopter".  With that the pilot remarked "OH", promptly turned west and landed at SeaTac just a few minutes later. The passenger little dumbfounded asked, "How did you know".  I knew we were at Microsofts headquarders, as even though the information was correct, but it was totally useless.

[dedndave]

 :bg

[vanjast]

AFAIK, the ID cards are blue and all have the same white writing on it...
:bg

[xanatose]

I wonder if the one that wrote that memo is the same one that decided it was a good idea to buy skype for 8.5 billions.

[vanjast]

That much ??  :dazzled:
The mind boggles...