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Title: Brain implant
Post by: Farabi on December 15, 2011, 12:31:02 PM
Is it just my imagination or there is posibility there is a brain implant implanted on my brain? Since from the tone, I heard a cops talking.
Title: Re: Brain implant
Post by: fearless on December 15, 2011, 12:33:41 PM
a good tin foil hat will block the implant for sure.
Title: Re: Brain implant
Post by: Farabi on December 15, 2011, 12:35:12 PM
Quote from: fearless on December 15, 2011, 12:33:41 PM
a good tin foil hat will block the implant for sure.

Are you serious? Something like that really do exist? Hell dammit, I heard them cursing me. Am I a greate super badguys so they need something like that installed on me?
Title: Re: Brain implant
Post by: qWord on December 15, 2011, 12:48:38 PM
Quote from: Farabi on December 15, 2011, 12:35:12 PM
Quote from: fearless on December 15, 2011, 12:33:41 PM
a good tin foil hat will block the implant for sure.

Are you serious? Something like that really do exist? Hell dammit, I heard them cursing me. Am I a greate super badguys so they need something like that installed on me?
Are you serious?
Title: Re: Brain implant
Post by: Farabi on December 15, 2011, 01:09:01 PM
Quote from: qWord on December 15, 2011, 12:48:38 PM
Quote from: Farabi on December 15, 2011, 12:35:12 PM
Quote from: fearless on December 15, 2011, 12:33:41 PM
a good tin foil hat will block the implant for sure.

Are you serious? Something like that really do exist? Hell dammit, I heard them cursing me. Am I a greate super badguys so they need something like that installed on me?
Are you serious?

Im serious, but it could be it was just my brain nervous system is error again, but I can hear they are shouting on my brain, and they are answering me.
Title: Re: Brain implant
Post by: qWord on December 15, 2011, 01:18:43 PM
Quote from: Farabi on December 15, 2011, 01:09:01 PMIm serious, but it could be it was just my brain nervous system is error again, but I can hear they are shouting on my brain, and they are answering me.
Go to a doctor, talk to him about the voices and ask him to remove the implant.
Title: Re: Brain implant
Post by: Farabi on December 15, 2011, 01:38:17 PM
ITS TRUE IT IS AN IMPLANTS!!!!!!

They implant it through blood.
Title: Re: Brain implant
Post by: PauloH on December 15, 2011, 02:43:14 PM
Farabi,

If your words here are serious then you have a severe medical condition and you need treatment. There are medications to help you, but first, you need to see a neurologist and follow his instructions/treatment.

Good luck

PauloH
Title: Re: Brain implant
Post by: Farabi on December 15, 2011, 04:23:14 PM
Quote from: PauloH on December 15, 2011, 02:43:14 PM
Farabi,

If your words here are serious then you have a severe medical condition and you need treatment. There are medications to help you, but first, you need to see a neurologist and follow his instructions/treatment.

Good luck

PauloH


Im talked to them now, they are from korea. Its telephaty, you wont believe them.
Title: Re: Brain implant
Post by: PauloH on December 15, 2011, 04:30:57 PM
Farabi, I'm a medicine doctor. If this is not a kind of joke then you have a serious disease. There's no such thing like brain implants through blood.

If this is a joke, perhaps this movie can show you some good points:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0268978/

PauloH
Title: Re: Brain implant
Post by: fearless on December 15, 2011, 04:35:03 PM
I would advise building a small antenna on top of the tin foil hat, that way the signal will be boosted giving you better control of the telepathy and connection to the blood-induced brain implants.
Title: Re: Brain implant
Post by: Farabi on December 15, 2011, 04:40:54 PM
Quote from: PauloH on December 15, 2011, 04:30:57 PM
Farabi, I'm a medicine doctor. If this is not a kind of joke then you have a serious disease. There's no such thing like brain implants through blood.

If this is a joke, perhaps this movie can show you some good points:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0268978/

PauloH

But we are argue, we are talking. THis is not dissease, my girls kodnapped. If Im missing, I want an airraid. I on the GPS. Im serious.
My cell nomber 089637571045

This is not dementia, Im serious. Were on trouble.
Title: Re: Brain implant
Post by: Farabi on December 15, 2011, 05:46:52 PM
Im not kidding theyre injected it, it is amazing, a nanomachine could be. They said that it injected through bloodvein, the pseudoscience status could be fake to hide it. It is amazing. And I had one, haha.
Title: Re: Brain implant
Post by: donkey on December 15, 2011, 06:23:52 PM
Well, the only known treatment for nanomachines in the blood is Haloperidol, it needs to be prescribed by a doctor so you will need to find one you trust and have him search for nanomachines first.
Title: Re: Brain implant
Post by: Farabi on December 15, 2011, 06:34:30 PM
Quote from: donkey on December 15, 2011, 06:23:52 PM
Well, the only known treatment for nanomachines in the blood is Haloperidol, it needs to be prescribed by a doctor so you will need to find one you trust and have him search for nanomachines first.

Im serious, Im not dementia, they talked to me, they even able to count and multyply. Hell what was that, but its good, at least, I had lots of brains.
Title: Re: Brain implant
Post by: Farabi on December 15, 2011, 07:57:49 PM
Quote from: Farabi on December 15, 2011, 06:34:30 PM
Quote from: donkey on December 15, 2011, 06:23:52 PM
Well, the only known treatment for nanomachines in the blood is Haloperidol, it needs to be prescribed by a doctor so you will need to find one you trust and have him search for nanomachines first.

Im serious, Im not dementia, they talked to me, they even able to count and multyply. Hell what was that, but its good, at least, I had lots of brains.

Hey guys, guess what, the brain impant is the lie detector.
Title: Re: Brain implant
Post by: qWord on December 15, 2011, 08:35:51 PM
When did you slept the last time?
Title: Re: Brain implant
Post by: PauloH on December 15, 2011, 08:41:27 PM
After read all posts I concluded that Farabi had an encounter with the borg (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borg_%28Star_Trek%29). So, there's nothing to fear. :U
Just remember: "resistance is futille."
Title: Re: Brain implant
Post by: xanatose on December 15, 2011, 09:24:40 PM
@farabi

Go trough a process of elimination before thinking that you have a brain implant. I am not a doctor or a psychiatrist.  Although I do believe that nano-tecnology will eventually get to the state that mind control will be possible. I just think that we are still not there. And even if we where, there must be an infrastructure to remotely control the machines. Since the micro robots would not have enough intelligence to do so.

So instead of recommending you a Faraday cage to avoid electromagnetic signals (think of the helmet of magneto) how about:

Go and take some time without technology. Go and see nature. Go out and walk and play without technology. Is possible that all your brain needs is rest.

Another thing. Once in a while do a right side of brain activity. Things like painting, writing, playing music. Whatever suits your taste. That help your left brain have rest, while eliminating boredom.

You do not be any good at the activity, you just need to have fun doing it. And it must be an active activity, not a passive one. Seeing a movie will not help you, but writing a script for one can.

If nothing works, then, go to a doctor and get a blood test. A chemical imbalance might be the cause of your problem.
Title: Re: Brain implant
Post by: Farabi on December 15, 2011, 09:29:36 PM
Damn it it was an artificial inteligence, and it was pretend lie my girl, but it wasnot.  Each time we think on our mind, our nec create a tiny vibration voice that make it look like our mind beeing readed, amazing.
Title: Re: Brain implant
Post by: Farabi on December 16, 2011, 12:34:40 AM
Damn it, Im tricked by a racoon. I dont now how Im beeing tricked to think like this and that.
Title: Re: Brain implant
Post by: Gunner on December 16, 2011, 01:00:24 AM
Onan, your posts used to make sense but the more you post the more they are getting really bad.  I think you should see a doctor, I dunno maybe you are having a Psychotic break...  Sure sounds like it.
Title: Re: Brain implant
Post by: xanatose on December 16, 2011, 06:03:35 AM
mmm
Maybe farabi is testing a chat robot or something.
Title: Re: Brain implant
Post by: Twister on December 16, 2011, 07:07:45 AM
http://www.masm32.com/board/index.php?action=profile;u=20;sa=showPosts;start=150

It's odd how his old posts are well typed out and grammatically correct, while his new posts are horribly written. Maybe he bumped his head?
Title: Re: Brain implant
Post by: fearless on December 16, 2011, 12:58:13 PM
http://www.masm32.com/board/index.php?topic=17929.msg151083#msg151083
Quote
I always paranoid, I guess that was the side effect from methamphetamine. Damn, it always gave me a false memory. Damn it.

May explain partially what has happened?
Title: Re: Brain implant
Post by: -Alex- on December 16, 2011, 05:27:19 PM
Acc hacked? Maybe some mods/admins should check the latest IP connections, and compare to the older ones.
Title: Re: Brain implant
Post by: oex on December 16, 2011, 05:40:28 PM
Not hacked
Title: Re: Brain implant
Post by: zemtex on December 16, 2011, 05:49:33 PM
People don't have to make much sense anyway, assembly is all about what doesn't make any sense, why can't asm programmers also don't make sense  :lol

I am not saying Farabi is sick, but it well known that paranoid schizophrenia people are afraid of irrelevant things, like electromagnedic radiation or pollution. Some of them wear mask in their own homes. Like this one:

(http://totobobo.com/images/SuperCool-480.jpg)

Btw, Farabi, I am not applying this to you, I am just telling.
Title: Re: Brain implant
Post by: Farabi on December 16, 2011, 10:07:49 PM
I dont now is that real or not, Im sleeping a whole day, something look like are going to took control of my limbic system, it said it was a nano machine, but then he said God created them, and it was not a machine but a living organism called chikungya or something, he said he was a love power, at first it was look like a snake walking arround my body, and then it ate the vein, I can feel it they we are become one and they are very in lust to eat it away, they are extatic by eating it.

And then, the are repairing my lung, and my heart is working again, making a new system on my reproduction, a vagina. They though they take the limbic system. Then, I felt that there is a mixer on my brain and then destroying my brain, I felt like my brain is bleeding and then I gradually lost my consciousness, it felt so light, I forgive anyone, I felt like Im going to fly, and left my body, but something pull me back. My lung was off, it breath, but no oxygen, it will take 15 minutes to die, Im so affraid of the pain. But I lost it gradually, Im just hoping I will collapse, but then It is not.

Im sleeping the whole day. My body was smelled like my friends before he died. When Im sleeping, Im so cold, it was seem Im withdrawal from drugs. I think somebody could be injecting drugs to me. They said they was from somewhere, and want me to take a money, they money still here, they wanted me to came somewhere.
Title: Re: Brain implant
Post by: Farabi on December 16, 2011, 10:20:59 PM
Im sorry I did not sleep for 3 days.
Title: Re: Brain implant
Post by: Farabi on December 16, 2011, 10:25:41 PM
My Father said Im halusination, and Im not sleeping 3 days. Hell. What happened to me.
Title: Re: Brain implant
Post by: qWord on December 16, 2011, 10:45:16 PM
Quote from: Farabi on December 16, 2011, 10:25:41 PM
Hell. What happened to me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2dwG3Lr49M
Title: Re: Brain implant
Post by: dedndave on December 17, 2011, 01:03:39 AM
lol
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
not Johnny Depp's best role, but kinda funny