Hey
I just bought a T-shirt that shows stereoequipment and the text "black stack", that gave me an idea to make a better assemlerrelated T-shirt
I really want to make something artistic picture complementing some asm quote or asm joke
wasnt someone on the other forum that said the only way to get closer to the metal was to take off pants and sit on mobo :toothy
so now I open this thread for suggestions on what should become the T-shirt thats best is representing assembler!
Magnus
SHL EAX,CL
"shift left and multiply"
(http://i56.tinypic.com/5b920i.png)
"ASM - If you don't know what it is, don't bother trying to read the back of this shirt"
Assembly programmers do it with fewer instructions
not necessarily true, but it makes for a good shirt :lol
Quote from: dedndave on August 20, 2011, 06:53:38 PM
Assembly programmers do it with fewer instructions
not necessarily true, but it makes for a good shirt :lol
your personal one with a picture of Sara and below that text "wifey says its bullshit" or something like that :)
ohhhh - you mean Zara - lol
that would be more instructions :lol
"Assembly programmers do it with fewer cycles"
There, fixed it for you.
Assembler programming...its simply Magic...Assembler programmers...Mages for Windows.. :U
If you can't beat them with logic,dazzle them with Bullsh*t :8)
Quote from: anunitu on August 21, 2011, 12:24:43 AM
If you can't beat them with logic,dazzle them with Bullsh*t :8)
:P
"If you can't beat them with logic, dazzle them with Assembly Language"
Quote from: daydreamer on August 20, 2011, 07:03:14 PM
your personal one with a picture of Sara and below that text "wifey says its bullshit" or something like that :)
"My other wife is an Assembler"
:bg
Hi,
In joke.
DIV EDX
Cheers,
Steve N.
XCHG EAX,EDX
one of my personal favorites
rep nop
:bg
:bg
I think Tedd's first post is on the money,
Prowgraming four peeple whew carn't sphell !
that shirt could have your name embroidered on the pocket :lol
xor eax,eax
push eax
ret
:eek
Push Pop
Push Pop
Push Pop
Or Or Or
Test
Ahhhhhssmmmm
:U
This isn't really funny,...but, it's what I'd want my T-shirt to say:
Assembly Geek
Warlord
push 'dren'
push 'dren'
push 'dren'
....
Yes I mean you guys :lol
what I wanna do is graphical t-shirt with or without text, a funny flowchart?a pic of someone with ass on mobo together with "asm:the closest thing you can get to the metal next to take off pants and sit on mobo"
no luck finding a picture - you'll have to draw it, or do more searching than i did :bg
but, here's a caption.....
Assembly Language
As close to the metal as you
can get with your clothes on
Quote from: dedndave on August 28, 2011, 04:32:26 PM
no luck finding a picture - you'll have to draw it, or do more searching than i did :bg
but, here's a caption.....
Assembly Language
As close to the metal as you
can get with your clothes on
check out this software
http://poser.smithmicro.com/index.html
so now I only need to model a mobo
BYTE ME!
WORD!
D' WORD!
WORD? <- (QWORD :lol)
STFU OEX!