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Title: Delete This
Post by: baltoro on August 13, 2011, 06:22:39 PM
Sorry, MASM members. I deleted this because already I know the answer.
It was a serious question, but, posed in a humorous context.
The thread will be confusing and won't make sense.
Title: Re: Yo,...Talkin' Trash
Post by: dedndave on August 13, 2011, 06:46:09 PM
if security is a big concern, i find that tin-can telephones provide a high level of confidence   :bg
"Campell's soup is mmm-mmm-good"   :boohoo:
Title: Re: Yo,...Talkin' Trash
Post by: jj2007 on August 13, 2011, 07:33:48 PM
Quote from: dedndave on August 13, 2011, 06:46:09 PM
if security is a big concern, i find that tin-can telephones provide a high level of confidence   :bg

Confidence yes, security no - remember Theremin's laser spy system (http://www.lucidscience.com/pro-laser%20spy%20device-1.aspx)???
Title: Re: Yo,...Talkin' Trash
Post by: dedndave on August 13, 2011, 07:34:00 PM
baltoro,
you may need to familiarize yourself with some new terminology...

"LAN"
(http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/9373/tc1.gif)

"half-duplex"
(http://img855.imageshack.us/img855/3827/tc2.gif)

"self-test mode"
(http://img811.imageshack.us/img811/2889/tc3.gif)
what, exactly, does she expect to hear   :lol
blondes!!!

"noise threshold"
(http://img840.imageshack.us/img840/3601/tc4.gif)

looking cool while using a "tell-phone"
(http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/1949/tc5.gif)
Title: Re: Yo,...Talkin' Trash
Post by: Twister on August 13, 2011, 08:39:47 PM
Am I missing something?
Title: Re: Yo,...Talkin' Trash
Post by: dedndave on August 13, 2011, 09:28:16 PM
yes, Horton
technology is passing you by at the speed of....
....well, sound   :bg
Title: Re: Yo,...Talkin' Trash
Post by: hutch-- on August 14, 2011, 12:43:51 AM
Simple solution, fit the campbells soup tins with the appropriate electronics and use optical fibre instead of string.
Title: Re: Yo,...Talkin' Trash
Post by: Astro on August 14, 2011, 05:54:52 PM
Quote from: hutch-- on August 14, 2011, 12:43:51 AM
Simple solution, fit the campbells soup tins with the appropriate electronics and use optical fibre instead of string.
Now you're over-complicating things!  :P  Just add a horn from any early 20th century record player for extended wireless range!