... explosive excerpts of Jackie Kennedy Onassis's tell all tapes ... Claiming the sanctity of the confession box, Cardinal O'Malley, now retired and living in exile in Vermont after a series of 'unfortunate incidents' involving altar boys and sopranos in the choir, was reluctant to say too much about the Kennedy clan. (more (http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i99034))