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Title: Shrek Virus
Post by: dedndave on June 20, 2011, 04:27:06 PM
QuoteWebsite for 'beautiful people' hit by virus

thank goodness - i have nothing to worry about, this time   :P

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2005708/Website-beautiful-people-hit-virus-allowed-ugly-applicants-sign-up.html
Title: Re: Shrek Virus
Post by: jj2007 on June 20, 2011, 04:58:43 PM
Damn, I thought that was a hoax, but they are serious:

'We got suspicious when tens of thousands of new members were accepted over a six-week period, many of whom were no oil painting,'

I quickly went to my Mensa (http://www.mensa.de/mitgliederbereich/) site, and yep!, same problem, they claim my password is not valid... oh Shrek ::)
Title: Re: Shrek Virus
Post by: dedndave on June 20, 2011, 06:02:37 PM
what we need is a site specifically for ugly people like me - lol
i bet noone would bother attacking it
Title: Re: Shrek Virus
Post by: jj2007 on June 20, 2011, 06:27:31 PM
Perhaps we can convince Hutch to convene a rating council for new applicants for Masm32. Women are encouraged bla bla, the usual stuff. I mean, assembly programming is out anyway, so we could at least enforce some optical standards ::)
Title: Re: Shrek Virus
Post by: baltoro on June 20, 2011, 08:02:10 PM
DAVE !!!
This is beginning to look suspicious,...first you alert us to an epidemic of ugly German nudists,...and, then, this 'Shrek virus',...
Clearly, there is some kind of weird karma happening here,...a convergence of zombies, end-of-the-worlders, and, cosmetic surgery fundamentalists,...probably, just trying to distract everyone from the Sarah Palin Super-Nova,...:eek
Title: Re: Shrek Virus
Post by: Twister on June 20, 2011, 09:33:43 PM
I never knew such ridiculous business sites like this exist -- very unethical.
Title: Re: Shrek Virus
Post by: dedndave on June 20, 2011, 09:41:17 PM
baltoro - how about the "Ugly German Nudist Ogre" site !!!
nah - we don't want to scare all the chicks away
Title: Re: Shrek Virus
Post by: hutch-- on June 20, 2011, 11:50:04 PM
I thought the report on the Shrek virus was funny. There are 3 classes of people, "Good lookers", "Wannabee good lookers" and the rest who don't give a PHUK (many of the first belong to the latter category). Now here in OZ from long ago a guy was lucky if he was born ugly, you could not be accused of vanity and there was always this suspicion that guys who were too good looking were not entirely masculine and tended to like each other but then that was fine, it altered the ratio of eligible blondes to the rest of us ugly poor bastards.
Title: Re: Shrek Virus
Post by: anunitu on June 21, 2011, 12:02:07 PM
So,now you MUST view the Weird Al video "Virus" :dazzled:

http://youtu.be/zvfD5rnkTws