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Title: Kill a Camel - Claim Carbon Credits
Post by: Astro on June 08, 2011, 07:39:36 PM

http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/kill-a-camel-claim-a-carbon-credit/story-e6frfku0-1226071986027

Tell me this is a joke!!!

If it isn't, it proves beyond doubt that those who support MMGW are mentally ill.

Title: Re: Kill a Camel - Claim Carbon Credits
Post by: baltoro on June 08, 2011, 09:33:40 PM

Camels in Australia ??? Are they marsupial Camels ???
I found this: History of Camels in Australia (http://library.thinkquest.org/03oct/00128/en/camels/history_light.htm)

Flatulence (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flatulence) is a serious issue,...

Title: Re: Kill a Camel - Claim Carbon Credits
Post by: hutch-- on June 09, 2011, 01:01:12 AM

And worse, the terrorists who inported them attacked a train in South Australia in 1915 while riding them in protest over Australia's involvement in WW1 against Turkey. They lost that argument but got their revenge by dumping the camels in the OZ outback.

Title: Re: Kill a Camel - Claim Carbon Credits
Post by: dedndave on June 09, 2011, 01:34:06 AM

there are supposed to be a few wild camels running around in Arizona
i have never seen them
but, they are left-overs from WWII desert training
wait a minute, i may have seen one at the pub - disquised as a transvesdite :P

(http://www.coolfunpics.com/slides/Pimp_Camel.jpg)

Title: Re: Kill a Camel - Claim Carbon Credits
Post by: hutch-- on June 09, 2011, 01:46:12 AM

Dave,

If you listened to Ray Stevens, the camel's name is Clyde.

Title: Re: Kill a Camel - Claim Carbon Credits
Post by: dedndave on June 09, 2011, 08:50:41 AM

:bg
i like ole' Ray
King of the Road - an old fave

Title: Re: Kill a Camel - Claim Carbon Credits
Post by: vanjast on June 09, 2011, 09:44:07 AM

Quote from: hutch-- on June 09, 2011, 01:46:12 AM
Dave,

If you listened to Ray Stevens, the camel's name is Clyde.

Looks like a Priscilla to me... Only the aussies could do a film like that.

Title: Re: Kill a Camel - Claim Carbon Credits
Post by: carlos on June 09, 2011, 05:09:57 PM

This had me tinking real hard.......

Postulate 1 Camels are a threat to the environment because of methane production and release

Postulate 2 Politicians are really huge walking bags of gas

Postulate 3 the gas that fill the politicians could be only a digestive byproduct ( methane mainly, and some obnoxious and unpleasant odors)

postulate 4 there are millions of politicians roaming all countries, eating the dwindling food caches and polluting the environment (and the Internet)

Theorem : Politicians ARE a critical threat to the environment and SHOULD BE ERADICATED!!!!!!!

(Kill a politician and claim DOUBLE carbon credits) ( and please leave those poor camels In peace)

Carlos

Title: Re: Kill a Camel - Claim Carbon Credits
Post by: Astro on June 09, 2011, 11:13:19 PM

Great post Carlos!!! :cheekygreen:

I'm surprised they don't suggest killing all wild animals. ::)

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