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Title: People Are Stupid
Post by: baltoro on May 17, 2011, 03:40:27 PM
Yes,..it's TRUE,...(was there ever any doubt?)
I think we can safely declare this a major law of physics (like gravity),...there is an enormous amount of empirical evidence backing up my claim,... :eek
...And,...I feel so much better now,...that I know for certainty, that I'm NOT the stupidest person on the planet,...
...I was exploring crappy videos over at YouTube,...and, I found this treasure: Stupid People Doing Stupid Things (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNI0dSJ6BYc)
...Incredibly,...THESE PEOPLE ARE NOT DRUNK,...    WARNING: This video is actually painful to watch.
IMPORTANT NOTICE: No Australians were harmed in the filming of this video.
...And, no,...I'm not in there somewhere,...desperately trying to break into Reality TV,...to add some substance to my Presidential bid,...

...And,...if that is not convincing enough for you,...here is a list of Darwin Award nominees:  Darwin Award Dimwits (http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=darwin+award+dimwits&aq=f)

:eek ...And, if I do decide to run for President of the United States,...here, are the leading contenders for my running mate: Interviews with Everyday Americans (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q566ys0sqVQ&feature=related),... :eek
Title: Re: People Are Stupid
Post by: hutch-- on May 18, 2011, 10:08:53 AM
Baltoro for President !
Title: Re: People Are Stupid
Post by: oex on May 18, 2011, 11:31:12 AM
Quote from: hutch-- on May 18, 2011, 10:08:53 AM
Baltoro for President !

Or at least whipping boy :lol
Title: Re: People Are Stupid
Post by: Farabi on May 18, 2011, 12:22:48 PM
Jeees....,.  I did not watch it to the end. Too painfull to watch.  :eek
Title: Re: People Are Stupid
Post by: baltoro on May 18, 2011, 04:13:21 PM
:eek ...As you can see,...serious social problems occur when they allow non-assembly programmers to run around loose, exercising their First Amendment rights without supervision... :eek

Quote from: HUTCHBaltoro for President !
...WOW,...an endorsement from hutch,...

If you want to see what should happen to corrupt politicians in America, launch that first YouTube video: Stupid People Doing Stupid Things (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNI0dSJ6BYc),
...and click on a time of about, 3:37, or, 3:38,...I don't know about you, but, that horse kick to the head would have been terminal for me,... :eek
Title: Re: People Are Stupid
Post by: xanatose on May 19, 2011, 02:39:56 AM
Just to say that there has being corrupt politicians since the beginning of time, and there will be corrupt politicians until the end of all governments.

Fun fact: Around 620 BC, Aesop saved the life of a corrupt politician by using the fable of "The Fox and the HedgeHog" as a defense. The argument was basically that if they removed the politician that  was already full with all the money he had stolen over time, the politician would be replaced by another one that will steal more because its not yet full.

Thus all indicates that corrupt politicians are here to stay.
Title: Re: People Are Stupid
Post by: vanjast on May 19, 2011, 10:18:01 PM
BALTORO.. if I contribute some funds to your rediculous policies, will you 'backhand' me when you're el' Presidente ??  :U
Title: Re: People Are Stupid
Post by: baltoro on May 20, 2011, 04:30:19 PM
VANJAST,
...I'm completely OPEN SOURCE, when it comes to politics,...so, I don't need to be bribed. Besides,...this just confuses me. :eek
And, yeah,...you're eligible for a VIRTUAL BACKHAND (they're less painful; than the real thing).
Heck,...your genius sons can have a VIRTUAL BACKHAND,...too, if they want.
I'm going to campaign as a candidate from the independent LOSER party. I'm just in it for the fun.
:eek ...I'll be needing INTERNS,... :eek
Title: Re: People Are Stupid
Post by: vanjast on May 23, 2011, 09:29:49 AM
 :lol :bg