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Title: New Conspiracy Theory.
Post by: hutch-- on May 12, 2011, 02:45:16 AM
Trump's hairdo: the secret is out

http://www.smh.com.au/executive-style/style/trumps-hairdo-the-secret-is-out-20110512-1ejku.html

This is the lowdown of a Republican national assett and how the rest of the world is conspiring against him.
Title: Re: New Conspiracy Theory.
Post by: baltoro on May 12, 2011, 03:17:39 PM
:eek ...I STILL don't understand Australian humor,... :eek
:eek ...Regardless,...I'm hoping 'The Donald' (and his hair) will join forces with Newt Gingrich (http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la-na-gingrich-strategy-20110512,0,7993161.story) for an absolutely thrilling, evangelical Presidential campaign,... :eek
Title: Re: New Conspiracy Theory.
Post by: hutch-- on May 12, 2011, 04:14:25 PM
If the US electorate elect Trump, you will understand OZ humour.  :P
Title: Re: New Conspiracy Theory.
Post by: dedndave on May 12, 2011, 04:27:39 PM
good god
i doubt that trump will be elected
in fact, the "conspiracy" may be that he is going to take a fall so one of the other parties has a better chance - lol
the only sane people that will vote for him would be new yorkers (if you can classify them as sane)
Title: Re: New Conspiracy Theory.
Post by: Bill Cravener on May 12, 2011, 04:29:18 PM
Trumps lying about his comb-over Steve, here's the real man. He's quite the man, claims it was he that forced Obama to give out his long form birth certificate. What a clown, but a rich one. :bg

(http://www.quickersoft.com/pictures/trump.jpg)
Title: Re: New Conspiracy Theory.
Post by: dedndave on May 12, 2011, 04:34:02 PM
lol
that's the one thing he has going for him - his hair
oh - ok - two things - his daughter is kinda hot

anyways, ever since 1921, we have tended to elect the "best-looking" candidates
the ones that come across well on camera do well

when i see his hair, it makes me want to drive really fast with the top down - lol
...or maybe go skiing with no cap
but, women seem to like it - that could get him elected, i suppose

if i had his money, i could tell him how much he looks like an idiot   :P
Title: Re: New Conspiracy Theory.
Post by: dedndave on May 12, 2011, 04:50:38 PM
 :lol

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-LdwDX5NO1pE/TYSk-MncAZI/AAAAAAAABmQ/lnJLJeR3Jo4/s400/donald%2Btrump.jpeg)
Title: Re: New Conspiracy Theory.
Post by: baltoro on May 12, 2011, 08:37:03 PM
Quote from: THE DAVE...good god,...

:eek ....I thought that was pretty funny,...we all know how understated Dave is,...that's his equivalent of what the rest of us would post in an all CAPITAL, 2048 point font,...with hundreds of angry, flaming exclamation marks,... :eek
I think American politicians have noticed that NOBODY'S ACTUALLY LISTENING TO THEIR SPEECHES. They could do the most bizarre shit imaginable, and still,...the vast majority of voters are going to vote Republican. There should be a brain-wave monitoring device installed in all voting boothes,...and, if the citizen flatlines,...their vote is disqualified.
...How else is it possible that George W. Bush (the Younger) got re-elected ???
Title: Re: New Conspiracy Theory.
Post by: dedndave on May 12, 2011, 09:12:38 PM
i know...
probably the worst president in the history of our country, and he ran 2 terms
i blame it on the redneck bible-thumping masses of the south - and - oh, yah - let's not forget florida
Title: Re: New Conspiracy Theory.
Post by: FORTRANS on May 12, 2011, 09:56:40 PM
Hi Dave,

   Tanks. :-(  We can't have geothermal power either.  And
you should see what we got in the last election (a disaster).

Drat,

Steve N.
Title: Re: New Conspiracy Theory.
Post by: baltoro on May 12, 2011, 10:03:17 PM
:eek In Anaheim,...here in Southern California. I can remember, as a kid seeing the animated robotic President Lincoln exhibit at Disneyland (this was thirty years ago, at least). It was extremely realistic, except that it didn't get up and jog around the room, or, kiss any babies. My step-father used to remark that Ronald Reagan was actually a sophisticated Disney robot. The technology that now exists is far superior, (and, PETER, will love this),...I am certain that the NSA has conducted numerous top-secret projects to prototype and advance the Presidential cyborg technology to the point that an intelligent robotic device would be accepted by American voters as a political God-send. :eek
Title: Re: New Conspiracy Theory.
Post by: dedndave on May 12, 2011, 10:54:05 PM
i have seen ole Abe   :P
i used to work for a company out of Torrent - Airesearch - you may have heard of them
went to visit a few times
i liked the haunted house and pirates of the caribbean   :bg
that was back in the 80's - before the pirates movies

i also saw Abe in DC
that one didn't move, much

(http://www.destination360.com/north-america/us/washington-dc/images/s/washington-dc-lincoln-memorial-s.jpg)
Title: Re: New Conspiracy Theory.
Post by: xanatose on May 19, 2011, 02:41:01 AM
Quote from: dedndave on May 12, 2011, 10:54:05 PM
i have seen ole Abe   :P
i used to work for a company out of Torrent - Airesearch - you may have heard of them
went to visit a few times
i liked the haunted house and pirates of the caribbean   :bg
that was back in the 80's - before the pirates movies

i also saw Abe in DC
that one didn't move, much

(http://www.destination360.com/north-america/us/washington-dc/images/s/washington-dc-lincoln-memorial-s.jpg)
Every time I see that statue, it somehow reminds me of a bathroom.