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Title: What book are you?
Post by: alp on October 14, 2010, 07:43:35 PM
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You're As I Lay Dying!
by William Faulkner
Schizophrenic and unpredictable, you are able to hold many conflicting ideas in your head at once without getting confused. However, this doesn't mean those around you or trying to communicate with you fail to be confused. In fact, your willingness to say precisely whatever is on your mind lends a kind of mystery to you that makes some people afraid of you. But maybe it's just that people don't like being as morbid as you can be. Despite this dark streak, you really like the singer/songwriter Jewel.

Take the Book Quiz II (http://bluepyramid.org/ia/bquizii.htm")
Title: Re: What book are you?
Post by: Twister on October 14, 2010, 09:07:31 PM
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You're Freakonomics!
by Steven D. Levitt & Stephen J. Dubner
A big believer in free market capitalism and its elusive ability to solve, you believe that most everything can be boiled down to the numbers. You're good with numbers, even though you're often prone to make basic math errors that others can easily find in your work. You accept this feedback, however, because it checks out on your little utility calculator that you're sure everyone else is carrying around in their own back pockets. Despite your image as a geeky statistician, you're actually quite engaging and tend to discuss much more hip topics than math. You're super freaky!
Title: Re: What book are you?
Post by: dedndave on October 14, 2010, 10:59:09 PM
"The Life and Times of Boogar Digar" by Ryan D. McCarthy
Title: Re: What book are you?
Post by: oex on October 15, 2010, 01:21:47 AM
Peter and Jane Ladybird books

Quote
"Here is Peter"
"Peter is here"
"Here is Jane"
"Jane is here"
"I like Peter"
"I like Jane"

Working on the next line.... Thank god for voice recognition :bg
Title: Re: What book are you?
Post by: baltoro on October 15, 2010, 06:11:55 PM
Because I'm such a HUGE Dave fan (and, a complete FOOL),...
I googled Ryan D. McCarthy The Life and Times of Boogar Digar (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=Ryan+D.+McCarthy+The+Life+and+Times+of+Boogar+Digar&btnG=Search&aq=f&aqi=m1&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=),...and, there was ONLY ONE relevant result for the entire Internet,...this thread.

...Man, I thought it would be something enlightening,...something REALLY cool, like, like,...the secret of life,....
DAVE !!!    WHAT THE HECK !!!     WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU IN MICHIGAN ???    :eek
Title: Re: What book are you?
Post by: dedndave on October 15, 2010, 07:40:44 PM
 :P
that's because i haven't finished writing it, yet
Title: Re: What book are you?
Post by: baltoro on October 15, 2010, 08:51:06 PM
Have you sold the screenrights yet? Sounds like it could be the prequel to Davatar,...
I can get Clooney, Depp. Tom Hanks, Angelina, even Marlon Brando,...in fact, almost everybody except hutch,...
Title: Re: What book are you?
Post by: MichaelW on October 16, 2010, 12:33:36 AM
QuoteI can get Clooney, Depp. Tom Hanks, Angelina, even Marlon Brando

None of these people would risk being stereotyped by a booger-related role. Dave should insist on Curtis Armstrong, so he could get big bucks for the movie, and kick back 25% of it to Dave for making the book, and 25% to me for making this post.
Title: Re: What book are you?
Post by: dedndave on October 16, 2010, 12:53:19 AM
Curtis would be good
but, i was thinking of Steve Buscemi   :lol
Title: Re: What book are you?
Post by: jj2007 on October 16, 2010, 07:08:44 AM
Quote from: baltoro on October 15, 2010, 08:51:06 PM
Have you sold the screenrights yet? Sounds like it could be the prequel to Davatar,...
I can get Clooney, Depp. Tom Hanks, Angelina, even Marlon Brando,...in fact, almost everybody except hutch,...

Just that you mention Depp: Keith Richards thought Johnny Depp was his son's drug dealer (http://www.britainnews.net/story/698237)
Title: Re: What book are you?
Post by: baltoro on October 16, 2010, 07:45:09 PM
Quote from: MichaelW ModeratorNone of these people would risk being stereotyped by a booger-related role.

Ok,...Ok,...I've got to hand it to you Mickael, you saw through my pathetic attempt at high-jacking Dave's life,...

...still, Dave, as your Implicitly Trusted Uber Hollywood Agent, I urge you to think this through clearly. You're getting ahead of yourself, here.
You've already completely SOLD OUT. Sold out what? WHAT?

...A nebulous concept,...and, I'll bet you want a fortune for it. This sounds like something that could only happen in California,...

Unfortunately, you've got a reputation as a SERIOUS, COMPLETELY REASONABLE PERSON.
Which means that nobody's gonna believe anything you tell them. Or, even do lunch with you in some trendy obscenely expensive neo-noir zombie Hollywood restaurant,...
My advice to you,...get into REHAB NOW,...before it's too late,...
Title: Re: What book are you?
Post by: alp on October 16, 2010, 09:46:03 PM
 :bg

This topic was for Book Quiz II (http://bluepyramid.org/ia/bquizii.htm"), but anyways you guys have fun.