Annie.zip

[hutch--]

For those who are still brave enough to frequent the corpse of the news group alt.lang.asm you will be familiar with a member who posts under the name Ascii Annie. Here is a SMALL file that displays annies logo.

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[donkey]

I still drop by from time to time, how else can we keep up to date on the world according to Betov and wonder endlessly about how he managed to insert his head so far up his a*s  :green

[hutch--]

Sounds like he has just been ASSembled.  :green2

[Vortex]

Hutch,

This is a chef d'oevre, mon ami :)

[Randall Hyde]

For those who are still brave enough to frequent the corpse of the news group alt.lang.asm you will be familiar with a member who posts under the name Ascii Annie. Here is a SMALL file that displays annies logo.

Maybe we should switch to writing programs that print Annie's logo rather than "Hello World".
And maybe we should have contests to see who can write the smallest "Annie Logo" application rather than the smallest "Hello World" application  :toothy
Cheers,
Randy Hyde

[hutch--]

The only problem I see with changing from Hello World to Annie's logo is that by size minimisation, someone may do the image of such a sweet young thing some dis-service that does not fully do justice to her obvious virtues.  :naughty:

[daydreamer]

I take it you gonna ship this with the next masm32 version  :bdg

[Randall Hyde]

The only problem I see with changing from Hello World to Annie's logo is that by size minimisation, someone may do the image of such a sweet young thing some dis-service that does not fully do justice to her obvious virtues.  :naughty:

Hey, on the computer it's all just silicone, er, silicon anyway  :P
Cheers,
Randy Hyde

[exluddite]

That's pretty cool. And something I can get a handle on. What about animated ASCII avatars?  As a relative newbie to assembly, this fills a void. Something that you can do that also affords some instant gratification.
Me:"Check this out!"
Friend:"Yeah, it's an ASCII picture."
Me:"But I did it in Assembly!"
Friend: *blink* (followed by a concerned look)
Me: (mumbling) "well I thought it was cool..."

[Randall Hyde]

okay, I couldn't resist,
Here's the HLA version, complete with "Wardrobe Malfunction"  :lol

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program HLAnnie;
#include( "stdlib.hhf" )
#include( "w.hhf" )

    procedure putstd;
    begin putstd;

        console.cls();
        stdout.put
        (
            nl
            "        _____         " nl
            "       (((   `\       " nl
            "       _ _`\   )      " nl
            "       (^  )   )      " nl
            "        ~-(     )     " nl
            "        _'((,,,)))    " nl
            "     ,-' \_/    `\    " nl
            "    (          ,  |   " nl
            "     `-.-'`-.-'/|_|   " nl
            "        \     / | |   " nl
            "         =()=: / ,' aa" nl
        );

    end putstd;


    procedure wardrobeMalfunction;
    begin wardrobeMalfunction;

        console.gotoxy( 0, 0 );
        stdout.put
        (
            nl
            "        _____         " nl
            "       (((   `\       " nl
            "       o o`\   )      " nl
            "       (^  )   )      " nl
            "        V-(     )     " nl
            "        _'((,,,)))    " nl
            "     ,-' \_/    `\    " nl
            "    '  .       ,  |  " nl
            "   (    _'`-.-'/|_|   " nl
            "    ',-' \    / | |   " nl
            "         =()=: / ,' aa" nl
        );

    end wardrobeMalfunction;

begin HLAnnie;

    putstd();
    w.Sleep( 1000 );
    wardrobeMalfunction();

end HLAnnie;

Cheers,
Randy Hyde

[Randall Hyde]

BTW, those who haven't seen this yet (and for whom the phrase "Wardrobe Malfunction" has some meaning), you might want to check the following out:

http://www.budweiser.com/wardrobe_malfunction.html

Over 18 only, please (as per Budweiser's request).
Cheers,
Randy Hyde

[hutch--]

Demonstration of the law of gravity over time.  :bdg


        _____
       (((   `\
       _ _`\   )
       (^  )   )
        ~-(     )
        _'((,,,)))
     ,-' \_/    `\
    (          ,  |
     `-.-'`-.-'/|_|
        \     / | |
         =()=: / ,' aa

        _____
       (((   `\
       _ _`\   )
       (^  )   )
        ~-(     )
       __'((,,,)))
      / \  /    `\
     /   \/       |
    (          /|_|
     `-.-'`-.-'|| |
       |==()===| \ \ aa

        _____
       ((_   `\
       o o`\   )
       \*  )   )
        O (___)
       _/    \...,
     /  \    /    \
    /    \  /      \
   (      \/     /\_\
    \__,,'``,__,|  \ \
     /====()=====\ | | aa