Outlaw This Technology !!!

[baltoro]

In this morning's Los Angeles Times there is an article describing an emerging Microchip technology: Under-The-Skin Microchip Delivers Doses of Medicine
...As the resident MASM Forum Evil Psychopath,...I recognized immediately the vast potential for serious abuse of this technology once marketed to American consumers,...

Imagine, if you will,...a world in which implanted microchips are a common medical phenomena,...

• Republican Presidential candidates will be remotely administered by their campaign staff with a combustible mixture of Ecstasy, 200 proof alcohol, and Chlorpromazine.
• Charlie Sheen fans can be continuously transfused with a mixture of Tiger's Blood, cocaine, and Viagra,...using an integrated backpack hydration system.
• Victims kidnapped by terrorist organizations will be remotely controlled with designer drug cocktails that will produce an aura of invincibility and visions of 51 virgins.
• Professional atheletes will be saturated with vast quantities of steroids to enhance performance and make them incredibly ugly and obnoxious.

My opinion is that anyone using this technology be automatically registered with a Twitter account and a LED display installed on their foreheads that would blink the message: "DANGER" whenever Federal illicit drug statutes are violated, and display a continuous Tweet-stream of messages describing the spectroscopic analysis of the chemical substance, the precise blood saturation level, and, simultaneously, sending an ALERT notification to Law Enforcement authorities..

[bozo]

Wow...this just reminded me of that 1997 X Files Episode Redux where a cure for Agent Scullys cancer was in a microchip
While I would be against this form of electronic tagging, It's unlikely many people will oppose it in the long term.

[hutch--]

 :bg

> Victims kidnapped by terrorist organizations will be remotely controlled with designer drug cocktails that will produce an aura of invincibility and visions of 51 virgins

I don't know about the long term viability of such organisations but the drug(s) that deliver the aura of invincibility along with the vision of 51 virgins will probably have some mileage in the future, particularly if it is changed from 51 virgin to a viable number of good looking blondes.  :P

[PauloH]

... particularly if it is changed from 51 virgin to a viable number of good looking blondes.  :P

I want one of those microchips right now!!!  :U

[dedndave]

in the future i foresee, there is no such thing as virgins   :P

[Brad]

but it's really 51 virgin camels

[vanjast]

Now, those have long legs...  :green2

[FARMER-OAK]

Whats really scary is the notion that one day a microchip will be planted under your skin at birth that will indicate your exact location on the planet.
The politicians will argue it will make our lives safer. Law enforcement will argue the quick locating of pedophiles and murderers.
But i cant get used to the idea that when I'm sitting on the toilet, someone i don't know, knows what I'm doing. :dazzled:

[Farabi]

Whats really scary is the notion that one day a microchip will be planted under your skin at birth that will indicate your exact location on the planet.
The politicians will argue it will make our lives safer. Law enforcement will argue the quick locating of pedophiles and murderers.
But i cant get used to the idea that when I'm sitting on the toilet, someone i don't know, knows what I'm doing. :dazzled:

We already had that kind of suffer, the cellphone, but a CP could be turned off. Microchip? Maybe you will need to cut your veins since the energysource is kinetic.  :cheekygreen: