Trick Question of the Day

[jj2007]

The thing is concerninng the food, the contaminated food with e-coli going around will kill us off faster than we can gain weight.

I know whose reincarnation will kill you  :green2

[DarkWolf]

Anybody looking for 'underhand favours'... everything has a price!

Can we still annex Mexico ??

[baltoro]

I think we will probably annex the WHOLE WORLD.
But, for absolute certainty,...we must annex all countries with proven petroleum reserves greater than ours (this may aggravate EDGAR, though).
...Or, Dick Cheney will go berserk and srart shooting more of his drunk hunting buddies,...

[vanjast]

It is possbile that solar, and other of alternative forms of energy, might just put the US military out of business..

Nah! that sounds stupid.. there must be a war somewhere that they can fight, or even make one up :)

[vanjast]

Can we still annex Mexico ??

Do you really want to ??

Sounds like a dodgey deal to me. What you really want.. is accelerated Continental Drift along the borderline.
I should be a salesman.

[hutch--]

Van,

What about a global sunshine tax ? They could raise a fortune from the Sahara.  :bg

[vanjast]

Now we understand why africa is 'dirt' poor.. poor buggers have been taxed to death already.

[baltoro]

It is all clear to me after reading the preceeding posts.
Non-assembly programmers are imbeciles. They can't be trusted. They have no vision.
Everybody wants to be rich,...and, rich people don't want everybody to be rich because it would be very annoying to be normal.
The world is becoming dangerously militarized because they are too many people and looming shortages of strategic resources.
I think Steve Martin is the man for the job. He's hilarious,...and, with the right intelligence can effortlessly confuse 98% of humanity, and, convince them it's patriotic.

[DarkWolf]

Can we still annex Mexico ??

Do you really want to ??

Cheap Labor.
Natural Resources.
Get to be Americans and stay where they are.

DUH !! Of course I want to.

Sounds like a dodgey deal to me. What you really want.. is accelerated Continental Drift along the borderline.
I should be a salesman.

Why ? They'll just use rafts, canoes and airline cushions like the Cubans.

[oex]

PS. Note my trick answer (It's even on a different day)

[zemtex]

Trick question of the day. (This one is easy)

What is 1 + 1 ?

[dedndave]

ummmmmm
3 ?

(11 binary = 3  :bg )

[FORTRANS]

Hi,

   A math problem.

Cheers,

Steve N.

[oex]

What is 1 + 1 ?

100-2

[Tedd]

What is 1+1 ?

classical: 2
binary: 10
boolean: true
string: "11"
pessimist: not enough
optimist: one for me and one for you
argumentative: no it's not!
biologist: 3
chemist: helium
physicist: a two body problem
quantum physicist: something or nothing
engineer: adequate
banker: my commission
marketing: a great deal!