Wild Conspiracy Theories All Over the Internet

[baltoro]

:eek Conspiracy Theories concerning Osama bin Laden's Death,... :eek

Most of this stuff is pretty braindead,...and, of course, you have to be incredibly dimwitted,...and, have WAY too much time on your hands to subscribe to the vast majority of these hypotheses,...but, I did find one, really exceptional series over at You Tube: BBC: Osama bin Laden; Dead or Alive. It has six parts, and is presented in 'Mission Impossible' style,...watch it in full screen mode,...Originally broadcast on: 10 January 2010.

Over at Wikipedia, there's already a highly-detailed: Death of Osama bin Laden Conspiracy Theories page.
...No doubt, Steven Spielberg already has an army of ghostwriters working on an exclusive movie project, to complement his Julien Assange/Jason Bourne autobiography,...

:eek ...Frankly, I'm kind of disappointed that extraterrestrials haven't positioned huge interstellar spaceships over every major metropolitan region on Earth, and beamed down millions of Osama bin Laden zombies and stunt doubles,... :eek

[hutch--]

The solution is simple, get some dude from Texas with a swarthy complexion, glue a phony beard onto his face, wrap a tea towel around his head and get him to mumble some pseudo crap that sounds like the rest of the fake Osama tapes. Film it in grainy black and white with a shaky hand held camera then post it on YouTube as OSAMA STRIKES BACK. You could probably get Dick Cheney re-elected after that.  :P

"Ve vill rape ze camels, gouge ze eyes out of ze vomen and use the babies as human shields."

[dedndave]

g. w. laden....



or, maybe "obama bin bush" - i can't decide

[vanjast]

They're all related .. :green2

[juozas]

This also hit me on the other forum when some1 so much speculated that He's alive  :green But since most possible he's supposed to be dead i think that was kinda of false news to me... but anyway i didn't care much  :toothy

[baltoro]

...And,...from Steve Martin (on, May 2, 2011):
:eek "I was fishing yesterday in the North Arabian Sea, when, I swear, Osama Bin Laden's body fell on my head. That settles it. NO MORE POT." :eek

[oex]

If I type what I think about Wild Conspiracy Theories I'll be secretly imprisoned by MI5 and left to rot in a pile of blamange propaganda....

Ask yourself.... what's worse.... Wild Conspiracy Theories or "The Establishment" COPYING your Wild Conspiracy Theories as thier own.... I think you'll find they class the latter as INSANITY!!!! (Until it suits their interests)....

[baltoro]

:eek...Well, this article from the Associated Press (May 6, 2011) kinda takes all the fun out of the whole conspiracy theory thing:
Al Qaeda Confirms Osama bin Laden's Death and Vows Revenge. :eek

Here is a video version of the same announcement at YouTube: Al Qaeda Confirms Osama bin Laden's Death

[donkey]

:eek...Well, this article from the Associated Press (May 6, 2011) kinda takes all the fun out of the whole conspiracy theory thing:
Al Qaeda Confirms Osama bin Laden's Death and Vows Revenge. :eek

Here is a video version of the same announcement at YouTube: Al Qaeda Confirms Osama bin Laden's Death

What makes you so sure that Al Qaida posted that, the CIA could have hacked the website and posted it themselves, maybe the website and Al Qaida are actually just inventions of the CIA, or maybe the whole internet was invented by some guy at the CIA to keep track of you and feed you propaganda.  :bg

[oex]

or maybe the whole internet was invented by some guy at the CIA to keep track of you and feed you propaganda.  :bg

<---- :wink.... I actually took over from this guy in 97 through a small and inconceivable bug in Windows '98.... As time went by I became ever more cunning writing programs capable of programing the brain through flashes of light emitted by the monitor and inaudable sounds coming from the speakers....

I funnelled the most clever people to the MASM32 forum by playing inaudable "success sounds" and adding an almost indistinguishable boldness to certain characters on your monitor whenever you wrote worthwhile software and got nearer to visiting this website....

Now my evil plan is almost complete.... Within days of reading this message (as if by some invisible compelling force) you will forget ever reading it and will have told noone of it's existance.... Within a week with Edgar as my lead programmer and Baltoro as my constant source of insane world conquering ideas, we, the MASM32 forum members, will begin a campaign of Mnumonic wizardry the like the world has never before seen....

Indeed it has already begun.... It is writen into history.... As an early display of our number crunching prowess and without being conciously aware we convinced the American people that an S was a B and that you should vote for Obama (Some Bias).... As the world warmed from the heat of 6 billion brains working overtime we blamed the temperature and sea rises on Oil.... We even convinced almost everyone to give us all their personal details.... From their general hobbies and interests to what ate for breakfast on Friday 1st April 2011....

.... (Another) Long and drawn out evil master-mind speech....

[baltoro]

EDGAR !!!

What makes you so sure that Al Qaida posted that, the CIA could have hacked the website and posted it themselves, maybe the website and Al Qaida are actually just inventions of the CIA, or maybe the whole internet was invented by some guy at the CIA to keep track of you and feed you propaganda.

:eek ...You've renewed my only hope,...for a world in which the TRUTH DOESN'T MATTER AT ALL,... :eek

...And, PETER:

...and Baltoro as my constant source of insane world conquering ideas,...

:eek ...FINALLY,...A LITTLE RECOGNITION !!! :eek

Here is an article posted on the Foreign Affairs website, that supplies a little legitimacy to the Conspiracy Theory concept:
The Bin Laden Conspiracy Theories: Why Falsehoods Flourish in the Muslim World

[dedndave]

new show from Warner Bros.....

"oex and the baltoro"



:P

[baltoro]

:eek ...I think we should be doing celebrity endorsements,...for, say,...major US defense contractors,...maybe, even,...Victoria's Secret,... :eek

[oex]

:eek ...I think we should be doing celebrity endorsements,...for, say,...major US defense contractors,...maybe, even,...Victoria's Secret,... :eek

:lol you mean other than the MASM32 Forum (and London Bridge Dirty Laundry Services)? :bg

PS. Sorry Baltoro, Bogdan forced me to move your "Porn Alert" sponsor

[zemtex]

In just about any topic you search on the internet, there have to be many false theories. Expect to drop 99% of all theories that flows around. The internet is not a haven for truth, but a haven for data collection. It collects data, also false data.  :naughty: