Way too much free time

[Magnum]

http://www.asciimation.co.nz/beer/

[baltoro]

I'm kind of an idiot when it comes to ice cold beer.
When I return from the store with my beer, I just throw it in the freezer. The concept of setting a timer never occurs to me.
...So, several hours later when I finally remember the beer, I run to the freezer, and yank out my beer,...open it,...and it explodes in my face.
...Now, I wear body armor whenever I'm at home relaxing after an incredibly boring day of assembly programming,....

[dedndave]

reminds me of Young Einstein...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fapiDlajts