Psychic Predictions for the Upcoming Year.

[hutch--]

 :bg

> I'd be willing to bet that Paris Hilton has a huge legal staff

I would be willing to go to court to testify that Paris Hilton has nice legs and LOTZ of daddies money.

Now back to the virtues of having all the girls running politics around the world, elect Paris for President, get rid of the corporate lurks and perks, dump a mountain of stockbrokers out the door with the arse out of their pants and penniless, sell off their Lear Jets and Ferraris and their multiple condos around the world and with the proceeds you could fund the girls having a snagged Nylon Stocking bounty, discounted lipstick and even prettier options with the interior trims of their under 1 litre cars.

By no longer funding this army of bludgers and parasites the price of gasoline would come down do you could afford to drive Ford V8s again, wear stubbies, steel cap boots and a blue Chesty Bond singelet under an Akubra hat, manage few beers with your mates without the wowsers pissing in your ear and con one of the girls to drive you home if you end up pissed.

Now the only real problem is stopping the girls from raising their sons as "New Age Sensitive Males". Its fine for the girls to be "nice" and all that but guys need to be brought up as a bunch of pushy little shits who aren't afraid to puch another little shit in the mouth if he tries to pull any nonsense.

[oex]

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:/ it's happening already

[baltoro]

...this one I had in a dream,...
...While making adjustments on a innovative prototype "new age, gentler and kinder" psycho-taser in his garage, in rural Arizona, Dave has an 'accident' and blows a fuse. At that very instant, unbeknownst to Dave and the rest of Western Civilization, the Earth's orbital configuration becomes perfectly aligned with an Intergalactic Convergence of Forces so unimaginably, monstrously huge as to be inconceivable to the state-of-the-art of modern science.   
What normally would be a surge of just a few stray electrons, is magnified a gazillion-gazillion-fold, accelerating a massive plume of relativistic plasma upward into the Earth's ionosphere, where it induces a highly-energetic geomagnetic bubble that implodes into a cosmogenic sibling of the primordial 'Big Bang'. This inadvertently, creates a thermal anomaly of 2 million degrees Celsius, ionizing the Earth's atmosphere, and converting all the Carbon Dioxide into rare isotopes of Zaraium, consequently reversing Global Warming and saving humanity from the Wrath of its own stupidity. Within days, atmospheric Scientists and Climate Modelers worldwide report that 'Gloabl Warming is not a problem anymore', and Dave is hailed as a genius and a hero. While conducting a Press Conference for billions of adoring fans, Dave attempts to explain that, He has no idea what really happened, and that it all was a minor experimental 'accident'. But, his rationale is drowned out by the crowd, screaming maniacally, 'DAVE IS GOD! DAVE IS GOD!'
In an unfortunate collateral effect, it is discovered years later, that the entire population of North America has had their collective genome scrambled and are incapable of procreating in the Darwinian sense.

[dedndave]

lol - sounds like a great script for "Starship Troopers VII"

...Dave attempts to explain that, He has no idea what really happened...

that'll never happen - if i don't know the right answer, i will make something up - lol

...the entire population of North America has had their collective genome
scrambled and are incapable of procreating in the Darwinian sense.

see - now that would actually help with the global warming thingy

[WryBugz]

But what if Paris finds respectability? Will she stop flashing us? Will Bill gates fall on his knees in awe and rejuvenate masm making it the web tool of the future? If we are all to be blinded by the light from the altar, can we at least take a snap shot of the past for a memento first? Will Paris' measurements become the new fibonacci sequence? Yes! She is the golden ratio! 2010, here we come...

[dedndave]

Will Paris' measurements become the new fibonacci sequence?

kind of looks like a linear function, to me:

X = 0

[hutch--]

 :bg

Now come on guys, you cannot appear that dumb unless you are really smart and have LOTZ of daddies money.  :P

[WryBugz]

Will Paris' measurements become the new fibonacci sequence?

kind of looks like a linear function, to me:

X = 0

Dave, you just want to be the the derivative on her bezier. I am a simpler man. Fingerpaints by number. (No negatives)

[baltoro]

...in Today's Los Angeles Times, there is a review of a recently published biography of Warren Beatty, "Star, How Warren Beatty Seduced America", in which the author attempts to calculate the number of women Warren seduced in his 30-year career as a movie star before settling down with Annette Benning. The grand total: 12,775.   

...Ok,...so, the unofficial world's record is,...12,776.   

I predict that an assembly geek from North Dakota will shatter this record, and have complete video documentation to prove it.   
   
President Obama will be so impressed that he will immediately appoint 'the geek' as the prestigious Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff of the United States of America.   
Ex-Vice President Dick Cheney will hold a Press Conference, claiming that he holds the official record, and that it would be in 'our national interest' to invade France.   

...I'm probably not going to tattoo that one on my ass, as it will hurt my chances in 2011.

[dedndave]

lol - it doesn't sound like you've ever been to North Dakota
i don't think there are 12,776 women there - lol
at least, not 12,776 you'd want to play with   :P
(now, i am going to hear from the NoDakers)

[sinsi]

Posts:  3465 (9.957 per day)
Date Registered:  25 January 2009, 01:21:39

With the acceleration in 'posts per day' I am thinking that one of my predictions will be damned close.

>NoDakers
No dacks? Like, going commando?  :bg Yes, I get it

[dedndave]

more like going postal    :P

[sinsi]

>more like going postal
Postal 2 was the funniest fps game I have ever played. Better than serious sam or duke3d. Jokes galore.

See, if you reply to this message then that's just one more on the way to 10K.
You just can't help yourself.

[Farabi]

In the next year people would invent a device which would be able to integrate atom so anyone could create many food. But there are problems, you would need a driver for the food you want to create, and only programmers who able to create that food (cooperating with a chemistry expert off course). And the device cost is only 20$, wait a second, if anyone could create a driver for money or gold, there would a problem, oh I forgot, there are copyright there.

[dedndave]

Onan,
i am sure that if someone got that far, unfortunately they would be making weapons and money instead of food and money
you might find it interesting that new elements are made in nature when stars explode - lol
it takes a lot of heat and preasure